Hello Humans of the internet! So, I bought fancy new make-up in order to make a spooky Halloween make-up tutorial and a cute Halloween make-up tutorial. I say “fancy” make-up. It was make-up from the Halloween section in Wal-Mart. My plan was to do a tutorial using cheap easily available make-up similar to this one that I did last year. So, yesterday when I was doing the tutorial for the cute Halloween make-up, I had a bit of a mishap. Here’s what happened.
I drew my make-up inspiration from the Lisa Frank panda painter that was one of my favorites as a child.
Step 1: primer and foundation. And admire my makeshift background that I put up to feel like a real blogger.
Step 2: Decide on a look. I wanted to become the panda painter from the Lisa Frank notebooks. So, I would have used mostly the purple and pink and then glitter because even if you mess up, glitter makes it better
Step 3: Go right in for the nose. The panda painter has a purple nose, so obviously I also need a purple nose. It helps to make really unflattering expressions for this step.
Step 4: get a brush so that there is even more purple pigment on your nose. The next step should be to put it onto your eyes to create that panda eye patch look.
Step 5: realize that your nose is super itchy. So itchy you can’t concentrate.
Step 6: get a make up wipe and wipe it all off. And notice that your nose is still slightly pink.
Step 7: Keep trying to get the pink off of your increasingly itchy nose.
Step 8: Realize that you are definitely allergic to whatever is in this make-up and takes some allergy medicine.
Step 9: Remember that you are supposed to have a Skype date with your boyfriend in about 20 minutes
Step 10: Take a picture of yourself doing your normal make up so that you have something so show for this blog.
Step 11: Pose and make a mental note to never straighten your hair gain. Then go skype your boyfriend
I hope that you enjoyed reading that. And tomorrow starts Halloweek. Let me know if there is any make up tutorial that you would actually like to see. I will be using my regular make-up for it. I was thinking of possilbly doing a gore make up look using regular make up. Let me know if you would be interested in seeing that. Until next time keep it weird, y’all
much love,
AK
That was really funny. So that’s 2 people 😊.
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Aww thank you 😀
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That was hilarious. Thanks. I needed a break from politics.
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I think we all need a break from politics. And I’m glad you enjoyed. I feel like if one person thinks my posts are funny, I’ve filled my role on the internet.
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I love your posts and always smile when you put one up.
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